January 2012
Best friend and I!
Me: So this chick is getting all up in our business.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: She's just really annoying, blah. I ain't havin' it. He's MY bitch! I'mma go all Bon Que Que on her and hit her upside the head with a buckle!
Her: I SUPPORT.
OHMYDAMN!
My IPMS (Items per Minute) at work went from 24.9 to 25.6 in 2 hours. I’m amazing.
Thatisall
That moment when you're in a hurry and trying to...
itotallyrelate:
and then finally the light turns red
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sexstrologyy:
Baby Making Music
I’ll Make...
December 2011
"My kitchen's a mess, y'all." Paula Deen on the...
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When I leave for school in the morning
Me:
My Bed:
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I don't call myself a writer, but I think these...
1) You’re beautiful, so don’t let anyone tell you different. -If they do: fuck ‘em. They ain’t worth it.
2) Have a good outlook/attitude. -It makes the day go by easier. And who know’s, maybe that person you just saw with a huge smile on their face jut had the worst day you could imagine.
3) Give everyone the benefit of the doubt. -If someone is in a bad mood, the least you could do is kill ‘em...
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Watchchipwhitehouse:
THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVER!
My spirit animal.
November 2011
Adventure Time! - http://9gag.com/gag/761148
If dear lord
Before it was popular - http://9gag.com/gag/708672
Yep.
Just George Carlin.. RIP - http://9gag.com/gag/708741
Dear fucking jesus
That awkward moment - http://9gag.com/gag/708756
I'm falling even more in love with you.
lettinggoofwhativeheldonto
The thing it’s… You know I like you and you still hadn’t our with me and let me go do stuff with you and your family. I just wish you had the same feelings.
And what sucks even more is people tell me EVERY SINGLE DAY how cute of a couple we are and they ask me when we’re going to start dating… I keep telling them it’ll never happen...
i still use my fingers to count in math →
smokeporch:
Follow this blog, it’s like love at first site!
And if you interrupt me; I will star over. Fuck you customers. >:
blogsecret:
My heart is broken. I feel so sad inside but I act like I’m all fine, party, have fun and all that. But deep down I still miss him.
After everything we had….. you bluntly said, “I’m just a friend”.
Thank you fucker. I was so stupid. I hate you!
He doesn’t love me. I was just a whore to him.
I’m kinda concerned my cousin posted this. O.o
